Today was the first day of my cleanse, and so far it isn't as harsh as I thought it would be. I mean, I had nightmares two nights in a row about crazy things, such as accidentally eating a salad. Who has nightmares about accidentally eating nutritious food?
All I had today was 46 ounces of water flavored with 12 tablespoons of lemon juice and about 10 tablespoons of maple syrup. I've also licked some cayenne pepper and chased it down with water, because I don't want to put that stuff in my drink like I'm supposed to. Dan is super awesome because, among other things, he made all of my crazy lemonade for me.
So, I made it through one day. I'm not going to lie and say I was never hungry, because I'm hungry right now. Drinking more juice always solved my hunger problems though, and I could drink some right now, but I already brushed my teeth with tropical flavored toothpaste... and I'm lazy. I'll just go to sleep instead. Tomorrow's a new day, and I gotta take this one day at a time.